Country Dictionary

When someone is in the middle of using a urinal and another person sneaks up behind them and kisses them on the back of their neck.

Sal: *pissing in urinal*
Joe: *kisses Sals nape*
Sal: Did you just give me The Gatto?

<Italian> Gatto
<English> Cat

Il gatto = The cat

A guy who is in touch with his femine side. Especially when it comes to shopping.

Person A: Nice clothes

Person B: I spent my entire paycheck on these jeans and my gf has to get her weave done.
Person A: Your such a Gatto.

See "Hunchback"

George is such a Gatto, he needs to change that stanky camo hoodie.

A bullish friend who acts straight but after three light beers will kiss a man.

Dude, why are you acting all Gatto and shout?

Eating a massive amount of pastry in one sitting. Usually a package meant for multiple people.

Are you about to Joe Gatto that whole cheese danish?

Joe Gatto is one of the funnier guys on the infamous show on Trutv called Impractical Jokers!
Sal Vulcano is the cutest one!
Brian 'Q' Quinn is the "wise" one! LOL
James 'Murr' Murray is the one that had to wear a wig for the ENTIRE SEASON!!!!

Joe Gatto! It's you! I'm such a fan! Your on Impractical Jokers! RIGHT!?? Can I get a picture! Is this your punishment? You had to work in the fast food restaurant! You guys are HILARIOUS! Where are the 4 guys?