A fork of Rural Dictionary
I am tired of this current flavor of Smoothie, i think its time i get a new one
When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....
I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...
Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*
A blow job.
Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.
I believe it's time for your smoothie....
Ooer....
A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.
Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!