A fork of Rural Dictionary
People named sock are most likely non binary. They’re obviously super cool and a great person. Their jokes are elite. Probably watches danganronpa though.
Woah they watch danganronpa and they’re super cool? They’re probably called Sock
What is the fucking point in looking up the definition for sock you sad dumbass!!!
Why the fuck are you still looking for Sock!?!
A pair of footwear. One of them usually go missing in the wash...
Annie! It's the Lint Monster again! He's stolen our socks!
n. 1. A piece of cloth hosiery for one's foot, usually constructed of cotton. 2. A term for an inverted anus that hangs from the buttocks, resulting from years of anal sex and abuse. v. 1. To hit forcefully; punch.
n. 1. Before I put on my shoes, I put on my socks. 2. As a consequence of years of anal pounding, Bruce's asshole is now a droopy, withered sock v. 1. If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to sock you.
Pulling down some person's sock by at least 2 inches from the intended height of the sock. Then yelling you got "Socked!" after it has been done, better if it is caught on camera, or with witnesses standing by. (Don't do it by yourself or it's just lame, and means you're alone.) Doing this during a football game to an opposing player's socks is even better.
Jeremy was standing next to Nathan when he realized Nathan was wearing high socks. Jeremy with intense speed managed to pull down and "Sock" both of his legs. This left Nathan with a very odd feeling of being violated and confused. Jeremy then proceeded to yell, "YOU GOT SOCKED" The socking was successful.