A fork of Rural Dictionary
The place who’s food is over priced asf. And by the time it’s January the entire resort is finally open. And you better not like your jacket cause it’s gonna be greasy.
You know what else is greasy 😏...... my hair. I haven’t showered in 15 days.... yeah Swain is pretty shitty.
A pin-headed simpleton with a pin-sized wienie, who lacks common sense and often has periodic lapses in basic motor skills. His ineptitude is superseded only by how much he likes black chicks.
I saw Colt Swain at Wal-Mart the other day. He was checkin out that black badonkadonk.
The art of saying you're going to do something but have no intentions of doing it whatsoever. Specifically when it involves organising something with other people.
Over Facebook.. Matt: Hey I'm coming to Melbourne on Friday for the weekend, wanna meet up? Justin: Yeah cool, I'll move some things around and contact you closer to the time. Matt: Awesome dude, can't wait, been looking forward to it. **giggles like a school girl** Friday 9am Justin: Yay its Friday, where and what time we meeting? (seen) 11am Justin: Hey dude, we still meeting? I got the weed you wanted (seen) 1pm Justin: Are you in Melbs atm? Just heading out, ring me (seen) 7pm: Justin: Hello? (seen) Monday Matt: I'm back from Melbourne, didn't get your messages until now Justin: Nice Swain Move PRICK
The league of Legends Character Swain is just different ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Person 1: dang Swain diff, he's 26/3/7
Swained-(V, past tense) When someone gets you in trouble and then acts like you are friends afterward.
Kevin: Can you believe this shit? This dude snitched on me, then I lost my job, now he's trying to hang out after we get off work. Randall: Oh shit man, he swained you like that. damn son. --------------------------------------------------------- James: WHY the FUCK did you fall asleep at work? Ezell: I was tired. James: Wrong Answer. Now you gotta hold my pocket until we done here...but after that, we can go get some beers later and bullshit. Ezell: I don't want any beers, I ain't being swained like that homie.
A champion in league of legends and if used, the player using him automatically becomes retarded. 0% skill required People named Nathaniel are more likely to use this dogshit champion R = Penta kill People who use this champion are probably gay lol
IsThatPanda: Don't worry guys I will carry this game !!!!!!!!!!! (Akali) AnnFrank1945 Has drawn first blood! (Swain) IsThatPanda has disconnected Swain Players = Automatically reported
Nicholas swain is a father to many, some would say too many, and has a serious gas issue, and is known to be the only one laughing at his own jokes.
Guy1: nicholas swain is the funniest guy I know Guy2: he is also the funniest guy he knows.