A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stupid fuckin farmer that gets drunk off 1 IPA has a micro penis that eventually morphs into a vagina that gets pounded by his incest dad.
Wow ben swansons a fucking faggot.
A fat dip of smokeless tobacco, any dip >1/3 of the can of deezy.
Yo dawg, I lost my can. Can I bum a Swanson's doomp?
Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped
Lol he got rejected, he is doing a Chris Swanson
A tall lanky white guy who loves to eat pussy. Swanson
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.
Look, he's got a swanson appetite!
abby crowder’s future husband, he thinks and talks about her 24/7 and he thinks she is perfect. he’s so happy with her and needs her in his life. if your not abby crowder, just move on.
omg thats abby crowder, dansby swanson is definitely in love with her
A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.
"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."