A fork of Rural Dictionary
A boy with blonde hair is mega fye!!! Don’t make him mad or be annoying around him or he won’t like you very much. He is cute but short so he gets the description “he’ll be cute in high school when he grows. He has his player moments some times. He is pretty smart and nice. He may be a player without a girl but once he gets one he is the most loyal person
Hagen has a big dick and is great during sex and has brown hair and is sexy as fuck.
The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie
Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god
The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.
“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen! Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable