A fork of Rural Dictionary
AN amazing place of meeting new people online.
Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.
A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.
It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.
WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE
Person A: Do you have internet
You :no
Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE
the currency used on the internets.
'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'
The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
An alibi
Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
A vast network of data that is
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
What ever you do, do not search the following:
Rule 34
Peen on google images
Sex whale on google images
Child pregnancy on google images
Fan art porn
Penile skin tag on google images
Penile whore on google images
John:"Hey man, you don't look healthy, when's the last time you slept?"
Me:"3 WEEKS!"
John:"What, why?"
Me:"BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING INTERNET"