A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of creating alternate handles on an internet forum so frequently that not only does nobody know who you are, but no one can tell the real n00bs from the regular posters also, a passive counter to elitism.
Joe is a follower of Melvinism, this is his tenth handle this year.
A Melvin is a caring, loving and wonderful person. He's a boy you love to look at, with his pretty eyes and soft smile. He's romantic and poetic. Everyone should have a melvin.
i´m so in love with Melvin
Melvin is simply original. He has many sides and he'll use them depending on who he's talking to. It's really easy to develop real feelings for him. He can be caring and that's a Quality every girl wants. That's just they beginning! His hugs... are fucking AMAZING and makes you want him more. Ugh he's do sexy with his body! If you ever do get a chance to get him, hurry and tell him that you want him because he won't wait. You'll absolutely regret it if you don't. And you'll want him Even more. He takes great selfies and if you're lucky enough for him to like you, he'll give some to you for you to love him more 😍😍
Friend: Oh my gosh, did you see that dude?!?! I've been talking to him recently and he is amazing! His smile is to die for and it makes me want kiss those lips of his ❤️ Me: oh yeah I'm his friend. He's such a Melvin!!
My entire heart in one, my everything, i love you Melvin.
Him: Hey who’s that? Her: Oh! That’s just my melvin
A melvin is when somene pulls on the FRONT waistband of your underwear giving you a melvin. Which is mostly called, A Frontal Wedgie.
A bully is giving you a huge melvin and it hurts like hell in between your pu**y.
Often referred to in mythology as Xiao Hu. A Melvin resembles a little tiger that will defend his friends. He is a brave and kind guy and makes a great gangster!
Melvin is no name for a gangster!