Country Dictionary

Gargoyles are stone carvings said to come alive at night and protect you. Usually perched somewhere high.

I have a gargoyle on top of my house!

When a chick gives a guy a blowjob while he is standing and she is squating in front of him. After he comes, she lets the jizz run out of her mouth like a perched gargoyle with rain water draining from its mouth.

Meredith gave me the hottest gargoyle. She rules.

Referring to any individual that is ugly!

Ewww, girl I think you need to leave that gargole alone! Cause he is busted!

The act getting into a perched position and masturbating. This position is usually reserved for advanced levels.

I was bored, so I got into a gargoyle and busted a nut.

a stone statue that in fantasy is said to be a strong demon creature that can glide but not fly and at sunrise must roost and become stone.

also a person with a ugly face or facial feature

a fat person with a fat face

a gargoyle is someone that preseves virgin faith.. hence why they are on alot of churches.... this can be from the creation of a new religion to preserving a womans chastity
and if you are really experienced her virginity as well...
that is why they look hideous and eventually turn to stone
because of what preserving a virgin or virgin faith can do to you...

this church has had so many people do the wrong thing that without the gargoyle people would not know if it was a faith at all