Country Dictionary

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GOOM

Grumpy Obnoxious Old Man

An old man living in the past to whom everything contemporary is much at fault, and given to mansplaining. Coined by Monique Ryan during the Australian Federal election in May, 2022.

That GOOM kept trying to tell her how to operate the hot-water boiler.

by theHedster November 15, 2022

Goom

When edging for hours on end until finally busting a fat nut.

P1: Dude, where were you for the past six hours.
P2: Sorry, I was just gooming.

by C0pperCrab November 30, 2023

goom

absolutely demolishing a vape; hotboxing

"hey man, wanna go goom up the bathroom with me?"

by urdadmine September 29, 2021

Goom

Something that will need to be taken, immediately

“Goom pantalones

by matteogrignon June 18, 2019