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A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.

Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper

Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!

Hepped up for no place: when one helps oneself up with imagined conflicts in order to get a self dose of testosterone. Often done when their regular substance of addiction is no longer available. See also:

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction.

He was all like Stormin’ Normin’ yesterday. Postwar and all hepped up for no place. Getting angry about the neighbors four doors down’s methods of lawn care and pruning.

Someone who thinks they’re funny and knowledgeable/ a no I️t all but is actually just a goof

You a hep

A hep is a nickname govern to those who have squeaky voiceshigh pitch. Also majority of heps h
Are obese and are below 3ft 4'

Guy1 "look at that kid he's so fat, small and squeaky "

Guy2 " yehhe must be a Hep "
Guy3 "i love sheree"

name ralated to sep, acid reflux, a shock

hep is busy