A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat king of cats that has a twitchy back, eats massive amounts of food, and chews on plastic easter strips.
Fritz got so satisfied when he discovered the fancy feast in his catbowl.
An idiotic poptart with half of a brain cell. His friends are probably a raccon with over sized teeth and twig legs and a shortie that has a crush on another shortie.
Fritz? I know him! Isnt he the one thats voice got 1,097,088 times deeper and has a mustache growing in? If I was judging him mentally I woulda thought he was 3!
1. The way you feel when you don't know what to feel
2. A sensation to cry, but your not going to....cause your a man.
1. He felt fritzed after being fired from his job...by his mom.
2. He was so fritzed after his doctor told him he is one in a million men who have periods.
An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.
Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.
Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*