A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The act of being or acting like a turd 2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything. Synonyms: loafing, slacking
John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.
The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane
Mary was turding on her way to work
1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube. 2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress. 3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet. Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd! 2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face? Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face? Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd! Mordecai : Your a turd! Rigby : No, your a turd! Mordecai : Your the turd! Both : *Struggle and fight* Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds. 3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.