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Turd

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Turd

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 26, 2003

Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement. 2. an insult.

C'mon you turd! Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 07, 2007

TURDING

1. The act of being or acting like a turd 2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything. Synonyms: loafing, slacking

John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 01, 2011

Turd

Feces produced by either gender or sex. Also known as poo.

My cat did a turd.

by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018

Turding

The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane

Mary was turding on her way to work

by Govna Tuey December 07, 2019

Turd

1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube. 2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress. 3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.

1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet. Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd! 2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face? Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face? Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd! Mordecai : Your a turd! Rigby : No, your a turd! Mordecai : Your the turd! Both : *Struggle and fight* Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds. 3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.

by Zankatsu February 26, 2011