A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you
Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit
Shit rhymes with Shit
Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.
Mom, if i shit in the shower is that still the same as shitting in my pants?
Yes
A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages
Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂
Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head
When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.
Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!
poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face
Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head
A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.
As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!