A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the best epic fantasy films ever made, starring Val Kilmer shockingly enough.. Very much comparable to Lord of the Rings
Willow is an AMAZING film...go rent a copy..
A « Willow » is a wonderful, intelligent, lovely, creative, witty, adorkable, cute, loyal, shy, clever, brave, ambitious, cunning, geeky, determined and interesting girl who everyone wants to team up with for a school project. A « Willow » is a loyal friend that will always have your back even when you are in very bad situations. Willows are super smart and real computer geeks. Willows are clever, witty and have a nice sense of humor that will put a smile on your face. But Willows aren’t just extremely smart and witty, they also have flaws. A Willow is a girl who has a very questionable sense of fashion, is not popular and has people that make fun of her at school. Anyway, if someone calls you a « Willow » and this person hates you, it’s most likely to call you a stupid nerd with no sense of fashion and no friends. However, if this person likes or loves you, it’s most likely to compliment you on your witty humor and undying loyalty towards your friends.
1-« This girl is sooo smart, witty and funny, she’s so awesome, she’s definitely a Willow! » 2-« Ew, don’t you just hate her? This stupid chick is ugly and a freaking geek. Let’s bully her. »
Willow is Sarah Palin's ex boyfriend's daughter's best friend's cousin. She is the most amazing person in the world. Willow tells the funniest jokes in the world, even though they're not always that funny. She also writes HILARIOUS comics. They're mostly about her friend Ivan. If you ever meet a Willow, don't let her leave your side. ASK HER OUT. If you don't, you'll live the rest of your life without the best girlfriend ever. She is also great in bed. But don't get her angry, because when she's angry she might stab you with a spoon. She is also really strong, and is capable of pushing open heavy doors. Sometimes.
I wish someone could open this door. HEEYAH!!! Thank you Willow!!
Willow
Willow is a sex machine, she knows how to pleasure any man if you know what I mean, Willow is innocent in the streets but a freak in the sheets.
The traditional name for an obscenly large but dysfunctional penis usually belonging to a person with the surname of Williams
Girl 1- "do you know anyone who has met the real willow?" Girl 2- "no, but I've heard it's like a fucking snake"