A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most beautiful creatures created by God. They are angelic compared to the ugly mugs that god put on men. They are the better half of humanity. Complex by nature, they are gentle and caring and possessive If they are treated nicely and respected, they will rock your world.
Women
being a women and having a personality
"i felt that my womenality was being abused"
Dishwashers and Vacuums, Oh and don’t forget sandwich makers and property.
Dad:” I think our women is broken.” Me:” What do you mean.” Dad:” The laundry’s dirty and the dishes aren’t done, I think we need to buy a new one.” Me:” Oh you mean the dishwasher is broken, and so is our washing machine.”
Fucking objects who don't get arrested for shit they do a thing to men they are inferior and its proven yet due to "chivalry" us men can hit them back even if they hit us so its a code that allows women to beat men and walk on them. Just objects who complain good to stick your dick in tho Dish washer, washing machine, stove, and sandwich maker
Damn my dishwasher is so fuckin annoying I want to hit her but imma go to jail fun to stick my dick in though Women can be annoying some times
the worst joke known to man.... and also women
Man: Wanna hear a joke? Women: sure Man: women Women: huh? Man: oh wait they’re not funny
noun noun: woman; plural noun: women 1. humans with feelings 2. not objects/toys 3. dangerous if you betray them
Mike: OMG look at that beautiful woman! Fiona:Shes one of my friends.She can sing, dance ,paint I dont even know what to say shes super talented. Mike: Shes so curvy. Fiona: HEY!Women are more than just there bodies! Mike:Oh sorry , your right.