Country Dictionary

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brazilian threat

When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.

He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man

by SsneekyY December 16, 2023

Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie

person you meet pretty regularly to do Brazilian Butt Lifts togheter👭 aka your soulmate at this point

A:"Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B: "Yes Queen B👸! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie"

by BBL QUEEN November 16, 2021

brazilianization

the act of becoming Brazilian through sex with a Brazilian man

Person 1: Did you get it with Karl last night?
Person 2: Yeah, Brazilianization man

by superfly3321 December 13, 2017

Brazilian bandsaw

When you have a girl, preferably Latin, stands over your face wearing a G string, pushes hard enough so her poop splits in half.

Gf: Can we do the Brazilian Bandsaw tonight babe?

Bf: if I get drunk enough

by Redbeard512 June 25, 2020

Brazilian Cheese Whistle

A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.

In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.

"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"

(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"

by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024

Brazilian goodbye

Similar to the “Irish goodbye” but in addition to leaving the party without saying goodbye you also call the cops on the party

Fuck those guys. Time to hit the Brazilian goodbye

by Farkus dee March 28, 2024

Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts

Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis

by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025