Country Dictionary

Weather pattering When you destroy a woman sexually and cover her with your cum and urine

weather patterning a mill last night

a stupid thing in LCPS,every morning there will be one and giving some useless information.

good morning,welcome to LCPS weather report,we will be checking on the weather today......

Being hungry and angry but related to yucky weather

I'm weather hangry today

When you are hangry because of yucky 🤮, rainy 🌧 weather.

Why are you weather hangry? Can you control the weather too?

The weather making you feel good

“Omg I just weather orgasmed”

To be ill or sick.

I couldn’t make the meeting ‘cause I was a bit under weather

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”