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Industrialist Rock n' Roller

Industrialist Rock n' Roller \in-DUHS-tree-uh-list rok-uhn-rohl-er\, noun:

1. A person who owns or is involved in an enterprise whose purpose is to produce a product of objective Value in the mindless void of the entertainment industry.

2. A person of or relating to the characteristics of a Russell Turner

Russell Turner, the Industrialist Rock n' Roller produced his debut album without regard to public opinion holding the value of his product as the highest virtue.

by the Industrialist September 15, 2009

Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock

“Get ready to feel the lobster rock

by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019

rock bouncer

Going off roading over rocks with a fist sized dildo in your ass giving you a bouncing motion

Joe was having a lonely night after welding so he decided to do a rock bouncer to entain himself

by Whiskey throttle December 25, 2016

housed on the rock of freedom

To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.

Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom

by dricks November 07, 2007

rocking boy

a man who sits in a rocking chair that gives advice and knowledge which can provide insight to problems.

“Hey Matt! How do you stop people running away from you?”

“The answer is simple. Be more friendly, and less aggressive.”

WHATEVER MAN! I guess I can tone it down. They call you a rocking boy for a reason I guess.”

by starry eyes forever August 06, 2024

rock full of pockets

When your friend is too high & can't form a sentence.

Ryan said "I have a rock full of pockets" as he sat in the creek playing with the sand & rocks.

by KernelFingerBang January 28, 2017

rocking the house

Verb for someone going at it really loudly.

Stephanie was rocking the house last night! We could hear her on the 8th floor!

by KP-ISR08 October 21, 2008