A fork of Rural Dictionary
On November 8th Take a bath, shower etc.! Shave! Relax! Hang out with your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.! Do a face mask! exercise!
The day you get to smack the shit out of Dan Van Cott
Hey it’s November 8th! We get to smack the shit out of Dan today!
National post your favorite picture of your girlfriend day
Girlfriend: Bro you never post me, why today?
Boyfriend: Because it’s November 8th: national post your girlfriend day
the day when you push your friend named cody back into the cottonfield whether or not hes black
some guy: hey cody its november 8th
cody: *screaming*
National ask your crush on a date no balls
Hey Aaron, guess what day it is.
November 8th
No its national ask your crush out day will you go out with me?
Idiot Sandwich #2's Birthday.
GORDON RAMSAY
Mark: Oi Jack! November 8th!
Jack: Now is the time to use that super glue on Mark.
National no underwear day! Let your babies breath!
Bill: Hey bro, are you wearing underwear?
Jim: Why would I when it's November 8th?!