A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for persciption pills
did you go get your tickets today?
To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56
hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor
When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.
Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.