A fork of Rural Dictionary
what British girls put on their Snapchat story when someone’s doing they’re head in or they’ve missed something
McDonald’s is closed fs melted
Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.
5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.
Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.
Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..