A fork of Rural Dictionary
Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe
And Hillary knew this shit
It don’t matter tho,
she still took the dick
And Monica too
But I never had sexual relations with that woman
😉
A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.
Hey I gave a Bill Clinton to this bitch the other day and they tried to say it was my jizz!
When a privileged white woman is oblivious to her privilege and bias (I.e. racism, classism, Islamophobia, etc.), and props up and defends her bias with feminist platitudes.
Her: “I don’t want that Mosque in my neighborhood. It’ll lower property values, and you never know who else will move here. It would be dangerous.”
Him: “That’s Islamophobic.”
Her: “How could you say that? Are you against women’s safety?”
Him: “That’s Hillary Clinton Syndrome (HCS).”
The true evil deity of Africa he is a mean tyrant ruler who attacks his freids with his nails he hasn’t cut since birth his pee shaped head strikes fear into his enemies let’s not forget the most important thing of all his blackness he is truly the blackest creature on earth often blending in with shadows often seeming like he’s not there O and his hairline is crooked
Clinton sprauve just clawed me
to mysteriously disappear or die with lots of circumstantial evidence attached to said disappearance or death
Man#1:
"hi has anybody seen anything of billy lately?? It's like weeks since I seen him or heard anything from him I'm starting to get a bit worried surely someone has seen him?"
Random voice in pub:
"Waste of time looking for him mate was on the news last week - he got "Clintoned" and they are still looking for his laptop!
An elite swim club. A lot of drama that involves dumb shit. Their mommy’s and daddy’s pay too much for them to swim their.
Random kid: Are you a part of the Clinton Cudas?
Some other kid: Yeah did you hear Micheal Phelps swam there?