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floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 19, 2018

floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023

Flip Floppy

Being so happy you get turned all around and do the hokie pokie.

It really is all about just having fun.

Go with the flow and enjoy life.

NOT always negative.

Person 1: "We are so flip floppy"

Person 2: "We change our minds often"
Person 3: "Eh, go with the flow"

by MGSuperstar July 02, 2023

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

Tanned Floppy

A Tanned Floppy is someone who uses fake tan and looks like an orange.

Shuaib is a tanned floppy

by Shanddyyysheliottt June 16, 2022

floppy is audi

probably a pigeon flopping about in a city square (notably piccadilly gardens)

"FLOPPY IS AUDI, LOOK"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023