A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day. For The Next 24 Hours You Have Free-Will To Kiss Her Wherever She Allow You.
Her: Did you know today Is April 8th..?
Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.
friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!
If you are born on this day then your GAY, don’t matter if your male or female. If you are born on this day you have the smallest dick. You might get girls but until they see that little thing.
Girl one: What’s your birthday?
Boy one: April 8th
Girl one: Ha! That means you have a small cock lol I’m telling everyone!
become close friends with ur crush day. not close friends as in friend-zone but like to a level were yall can casually talk.
Thea: Its April 8th today go become besties with ______
Shazam: Ehh ig so. But i'll make sure not to friend-zone him
April 8th is national ass picture day! send whoever asks an ass picture or 2!
Someone: can you send me an ass pic please its April 8th
You: ok sure
April 8th is national slap that ass on camera for your boyfriend day.
“Damn, it’s april 8th. I better slap that ass for my boyfriend.”