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capital ish

capital ish is just another way of saying the shit.

girl 1:those chicks are capital ish. boy 1: i hope they have the chicken i like, that would be the capital ish.

by emmmmmie July 21, 2008

Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form: Knock, knock. Who's there? Augusta!!! Augusta, who? Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

capital rule

Any girl that wants to call a dude "freshie," then she has to give him head

Girl: Hey John, can I call you freshie. John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though. Girl: Ok:) (Gives head first)

by Big_Strong2203 January 18, 2018

BEJROVBOOTY GanBJrastas capital 3

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 BJS 10 rose's and 10 sangs and 9 black ninjas and 1 master Japannoe game pieces. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 3. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 24, 2022

Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.

*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.

by Unquestionably Burdensome February 16, 2024

BEJROVBREAST BEJROVBOOTY original GanBJraStas capital

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 20 game pieces 10 red army men 🔴and 10 blue army men 💙. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created The original Banging backwards board game with relBJalooDs🔴 verses relbJaLuDs 💙. BEJROVBREAST BEJROVBOOTY original GanBJraStas capital. RELBJALOOD RELBJALUD. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 27, 2022

Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 18, 2021