A fork of Rural Dictionary
Heroin, LSD, and PCP taken all at one time. This isn't kiddie shit. Top of the drug pyramid. Preceded by Jedi flips, Hippie flips, and Candy Flips.
slut: OMG i got soo high on marijuana last weekend!! i even drank too! slut2: OMFG! ISNT TAHT DANGEROUS?! slut:I COULD HAEV DIED, GOOD THING MY BF WUZ THERE!!! bad ass muther-fucker: fuck you bitches, LBJ erryday. and maybe some special K on tha way. Cunt.
LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)
Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome "LBJ". My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"
LBJ was the thirty-sixth President of the United States (1963–1969).
"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.
Female: "I'm tired, let's go to bed." Male: "Ah man, how 'bout a quick LBJ?" Female: "Allllright."
Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.
Some people grow to enjoy recieving a LBJ from time to time.