Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

whiskey express

When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.

“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express”

by Tactical-teacup April 25, 2024

dippin whiskey bits

When you can’t get a boner but have sex anyways

Him:”it’s in”
Her: “I don’t feel anything, you dippin whiskey bits?”

by Urnicus72 February 19, 2018

whiskey in a hot glass

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it

A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn

whiskey tango

White trash

Look at the whiskey tango over there throwing his whiskey dick around

by Nitro March 08, 2016

Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 05, 2021

Whiskey cum

When someone drinks too much and cannot achieve organism during inter course.

I took 1 too many shots of tequila and could not bust a nut for the life of me. “Sorry baby, I totally have whiskey cum

by Rfits79 February 12, 2022

whiskey dink

too drunk to get penis hard when it comes to sexy time

"bro I took this girl home last night we were wasted tried to punish but I couldn't get hard.. got a bad case of whiskey dink"

by marmar306 August 01, 2014