Country Dictionary

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Murphy is fat!!

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?” Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome

Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you

The act of being a pussy when the bros wanna do something fun

Hey Jake, wanna go to the strip club Nah man, I’m feeling pretty John McGraw

the dumbest boy you’ll ever meet, thicc, retarded, a bitch, a snack

masha and tia: yo that guy is such a john sevi dunne: DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAG LIKE THAT

(v): To abuse an extended free trial through multiple throwaway emails, essentially renewing the subscription without paying. (n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.

(v): "My Crunchyroll free trial is expiring, guess I'll pull a John Doodle and pick up where I left off." (n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."

Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.

“Have you seen that John Barry over there? He loves being a bad boy😍.”