A fork of Rural Dictionary
When 2 male MMA fighters both skilled in jiu jitsu get their penis's stuck together from aggressively rubbing. Involving one with ample foreskin and one fighter with almost none.
Look, they're stuck together in a Brazilian Finger Trap!
When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.
Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.
A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail
man had shit stained teeth after having a Brazilian cocktail
Why are your teeth brown?
In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.
Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"
A frustratingly slow walking pace renown in Brazil.
He only know's how to Brazilian Shuffle, my guess is he'll be another hour.
I ordered in a round, but your beer is now flat because of that Brazilian Shuffle you were sporting.
A kiss.
Origin: "BJ" in Brazilian slang is short for "Beijos" which means "kisses".
Last night, she gave me a Brazilian BJ.
The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.
Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.