A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person dies after releasing their sperm.
Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.
Two thirds peach vodka, one third Arnold Palmer.
Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?
Yeah, that shit was dope.
When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.
Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.
The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."
You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..
We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.
When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.
“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.