A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.
That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.
a quick squad trained in warfare, use sniper only and are considered wild. Communcation with a ranger can be hard as they tend to bite other humans. Once a ranger bites onto you they don't let go.
- Do u wanna get close up so we have a chance 2 fight that ranger? - No He'll bit us until we're dead, he's in the mnt dew rangers.
The act of pursuing a caffeinated beverage with friends, preferably post-lunch.
Hey bro, I'm feelin' kinda winded...wanna go for a dews-cruise.
Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.
Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?
A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.
My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.
When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew
Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew Friend 2: not the booty dew