A fork of Rural Dictionary
To wake up your partner with a blowjob.
Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night
When you eat too much cheese and get constipated
"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."
When a group of men collectively shit on one girls chest
Me and the boys are about to wisconsin dogpile James’ mom tonight
When a gay man lets one use his butthole, and grabs one's balls with his hand as they do so.
My hookup from Tinder last night gave me a Wisconsin gripper... I don't think I've ever done that before!
Drinking Wisconsinbly celebrates and preserves our Wisconsin state culture like no other. We know how to polka and how a true Brandy Old Fashioned should taste. We know that Friday nights are for fish frys and that the rest of the weekend is for tailgating. We swim in its lakes, drink in its taverns and dine in its supper clubs. We know Wisconsin, because we are Wisconsin. Also the concept of drinking early and continuing to drink until the wee hours of the morning. Somewhere between responsible and irresponsible drinking because of one's tolerance.
Mike starting drinking at 8am before the Packer game and continued to drink until bar close. Now that's Drinking Wisconsinibly
A shitty state that produces cheese and shit that looks like cum
Wisconsin sucks ass
It doesn't exist
person 1: yo do you wanna go to Wisconsin with me
person 2: what's Wisconsin