A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way to get out of awkward situations.
Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"
If a guy named karl has green clothes on, they are called karl green.
"Hey karl you lookin kinda karl green"
Carl with a "K" means weird ass n***r who flirts with the well known sweets and cheap tuck shop treats. Often referred to a broke boy.
"Omw This Karl guy bought me a Creme Soda"
OR
"Can you believe that guy offered me twizzer from payless:
Karla is the most beautiful, gorgeous,and kind girl anyone will ever know. She smart as fuck, her style is fucking amazing. She's so sweet caring, loyal. She sassy and can fuck up your life if you do her dirty, so don't fucking treat her like shit . I'm doing the best I can to put what she means to me and what she's like into words but sometimes the Best things in the world can't be explained with words. if you have a Karla or if you have my Karla I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER KEEP HER because for me she is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I would give my life up for her if I needed to. She has always been there for me through thick and thin, through trying to kill myself, through the worse breakup I've ever had, through me crying to her. I love her with all my heart. She is a sister to me and I would never trade her for anything. I love her so much and appreciate everything this fucked up ass world has put me through. She fucking family, my sister. I love her with all my fucking soul
A very epic person that's me
gets all the women he wants
Aka CHAD