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Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'. You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021

Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!" Fred: "What did you do?!" Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!" Fred: "Sexy!"

by butthole snurger March 21, 2009

creamy cheeks

the result of ass sweat, also known as creamy cheeks

Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks

by TheManfre September 08, 2018

Creamy mushroom

When a male ejaculates inside a woman but only leaving just the tip inside

Have you ever had a creamy mushroom?

by Little love spider October 06, 2022

Creamy Kimmi

When one person puts a cream egg into their anus letting it melt. They then proceed to fart out the cream egg while their partner eats the melted egg remains. A creamy Kimmi. Named after the inventer and Tik Tok star Kimmi Kaiy.

"What did you get up to last night?" "My girlfriend gave me a creamy Kimmi"

by Kimmi Kaiy February 10, 2023

Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

Creamy Cécile

A Creamy Cécile is when somebody cums on their hands and sticks their hands deep inside their partner, to get the cum even deeper in there.

“How was your play date last night Chad?” “It was hot! He fisted me but he was the first to cum, so he shot his load on his hand and gave me a Creamy Cécile until I blew my load”

by Kidonthecoast November 16, 2023