Country Dictionary

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weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.

Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag(^ω^)

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

Jet hag

a old lady who travels using a jet pack

IS that a jet hag in the air

by dragster for life September 12, 2016

Piss hag

A frightful looking woman. Like a crack whore, except she’s an alcoholic.

Should we go get some booze you piss hag

by Swizzle d October 15, 2023

Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle

Now listen here, puss hag

by OneSmartSnacc November 20, 2020

Hagging

Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

hag-daddied

when something goes soo far beyond haggard that it she forbidden. stems from "haggard".

i jst gripped the new Jay-Z, the album is soo hag-daddied

by sweet.skunk January 15, 2009