Country Dictionary

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strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 08, 2015

Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.

Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."

by February 01, 2022

actor bender

The state in which an actor or female actor takes on radically different character roles in a variety of movies and/or television shows.

Michael Fassbender plays Magneto in the X-Men film franchise and a robot in Prometheus. This is what makes him a actor bender.

by Stellarspace March 11, 2016

Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023

Bender bum

Bender(ing) or binging for days sometimes months consisting of puke, alcohol breath and cigarettes

“Holy f**k bro that was a wicked binge I just smell like rank bender bum

by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 23, 2024

Fatphobic bender

When a fatty really does you wrong so for a brief time you hate all fat people

Damn Gabi is so gross that she had to rape someone to get laid…she litterally has sent me on a fatphobic bender

by Vfox June 04, 2024

fatphobic bender

When you briefly dislike all fattys cause of the actions of one fat person

“Wow gabi is so desperate, can you believe she had to r*pe someone to get laid!?”
“Yeah she got me on a fatphobic bender”

by Vfox June 04, 2024