A fork of Rural Dictionary
Funky Chomik is an Insane difficulty chomik in Find the Chomiks. It is located on the Apartment. He is also considered a boss.
Yippee!! I finally got Funky Chomik!
One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong
ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.
"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass
Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers
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1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.
Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.
The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.