A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you lick your upper lip and get a red line around it. Like when you drink red gatorade, and get a little red line. It looks like that exept it stays on your face. UNless you use chapstick
Damn, that girl's gatorade mustache is a totaly turnoff!
Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.
He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.
A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!