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Capitalism

Capitalism is the thing you discuss with a random stranger at Chillox.

"Do you mind if I sit and talk to you about capitalism, random stranger at Chillox?"

by Sam the Phunny guy September 09, 2021

Capitalism

The act of typing in Caps Lock, or the act of capitalizing the first letter of each word in a sentence.

sHUT UP YOU DAMN LOWERCASEIST, CAPITALISM IS HUMAN NATURE!

by Ace of Fours July 23, 2022

Capitalism

a system where everyone wins but you because you're you and- and- c a p i t a l i s m

capitalism is.. something

by inksquiddo October 15, 2021

Capitalism

Capitalism is perpetuated by the oh so mighty upper class elite so the lower classes don't get too cocky and want "Human Rights" and "Fair Wages" Whatever that junk is.

Capitalism is the best!, I can pay them a fraction of my employees worth and they cant do anything about it!

by Sky36282726 July 18, 2022

Capitalism

The problem with it is that the bureaucracy is an apathetic floodgate against the perpetual need of the populous rather than expedient service providing system. The same with the Healthcare system. Hym "Ok, to use that as an example is so intellectually dishonest. 'If we give poor people money they'll end up coked out in a ditch' The people who are doing that are already going to do that. You just demolished your own argument with Ben's gun control argument. 'We can't ban guns because bad people will get guns anyway'. The people who would be junkies are already junkies. So, nobody gets any money just because some people will use the money for evil!? I might need money to not die one day! Now replace the word money... with the word gun... Here- I'll just do it for you. 'So, nobody gets any guns just because some people will us the money for evil!? I might need guns to not die one day!' See that? It may be primitive but at least it's not self-defeating. How much did they give to elon in carbon credits? Is it more than 3 billion?

It's bad for people to shoot the government's (The people's) money into their arms but the greatest thing ever when they shoot it into space? So, no, that's not a reason to NOT redistribute wealth to the bottom of the hierarchy. Yes the money is already being redistributed BUT where is it being redistributed to a place that it SHOULDN'T BE? (See the through-line there?) That's the core issue here. Does elon need it more than any random poor person? To NOT GO BANKRUPT? Yes... Yes, absolutely... In general? No. I also don't think that the redistribution need to come from the government, but rather, the employers or from the employers by way of the government. If the government is giving you money (in any form) you should be paying it back to the people the government to the money from.... I forgot to use the word 'Capitalism'... Oops... Aw shit... Too many characters..."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

capitalism

a joke

capitalism is a joke.. what else do you need to know

by argdsbnhhgdsfmjgfnxcv bn February 22, 2023

HEADING FOR THE CAPITAL

NANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION findings of ISLAMIC CONSULTING was in place.

See the thing is HEADING FOR THE CAPITAL is ask yourself why did GENTING GR0UP BERHARD AND SYARIKAT TAKAFUL both of KUALA LUMPUR MALAYSIA lump into the RESORTS WORLD AND MANDALAY BAY SHOOTING the whole "DOESN'T MATTER" CONSTRUCT when APPLE precisely said our new headquarters is EVEN BIGGER THAN THE PENTAGON EVER WAS qnd some MOTHER OF ALL LOADS bought BOX SEATS at the LAS VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS and SAN JOSE SHARKS game where at the beginning of the HOCKEY MATCH some ASSH0LE NANED JESUS through a PUCK out on CENTER ICE as now now SHELDON.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE September 05, 2022