A fork of Rural Dictionary
An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina
Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend
like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!
Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!
A very big fella who peaked in middle school football
James real deal is brody hagging at sports
A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.