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The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.

(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)

Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"

Brody: "Hatcha"

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?

the best siege players in the world

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio

A mustache with bits of pistachios stuck inside.

Fuck, im not kissing you until you get rid of that mustachio!

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.

tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying