A fork of Rural Dictionary
a glory hole through a grass hut
i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory
The opposite of the walk of shame. When you leave a hookup or come home late at night or early morning and you are proud, confident, and shining with glory.
I came come this morning and did the walk of glory.
I was not expecting to take the walk of glory today!
What an epic and empowering walk of glory.
Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
When you fart and the only person to smell it is the person across the room
“Timothy just got hit with the trebuchets glory”
When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time
“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”
Noun - the indevidual aquiring glory dude to the failure and/or wrongness of some else leading to the Glory-Meisters original argument being found to be correct.
Libby - The sky is blue.
Maya - The sky is orange.
Libby - Look outside.
Maya - Oh no! You're right.
Libby - You're failure feeds my ego! I am the glory-meister.