A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?" "Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!" "You better watch out for him... Predator!"
To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment
*boy shoots a basketball and airballs* "Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"
Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.
These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.
Inspired by train stations and dedicated to the people who are surrounded by and exude shade. Shade and the act of throwing it needn’t be explained. If you don’t know about it, urban-dictionary it.
Janet : Omg, you guys check out this new face face mask I got. Susan : It’s not going to help. Becky : Geez! Easy, shade-central!
someone super pissed. releases from all orifices of he body.
did you see him when was trippin'? he came out like forty shades of fire!
When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.
Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga! (hospitalized)