A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drinking copious amounts of alcohol out of a broken lamp shade. Each participating degenerate takes turns chugging beer/liquor/mix out of said lamp shade. Probably in a Guelph, Ontario basement.
Nick: Yo Tim we don't have a funnel to chug the beer with Tim: Here use this lamp shade Nick: Sounds legit, lets get shaded.
A person that is Sheltered yet jaded. You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth but/and make pre-judgments because you are so Jaded.
Judge Judy lived a sheltered life but yet is so Jaded that she is Shaded.
Having great sex with your wife/ girlfriend, after she reads any of the "50 Shades of Grey" books.
Holy shit, when my wife got done reading chapter 5, I got shaded.
When a Persian college basketball student comes home after homosexual relations with black men.
Aha yo last night I got dumb shaded. You don't even know.
Keeping it Real, Stating the obvious, bringing light to questionable behaviors in a “non-judgmental” or slightly comical way. At times, when necessary, can be used to be condescending. The phrase can be placed where ever the user feels most appropriate “throwing” shade… in a sentence. This phrase gives the user a “pass” for saying something that may typically be viewed as off-putting/ offensive.
Example1: I was in a meeting with Tommy “shade but no shade” his breath was making my stomach hurt… Example 2: Why did I see Brandon out on Friday “shade but no shade” I think he was with another woman. Example 3: Shade but no shade, those pants need to retire… Example 4: Wait, Tammy lost 50 pd., lost her job and was seen a hott mess... is she smok'n, shade but no shade
A light comment with slight disrespect towards an individual
Rose threw shade at Mona when she said there isn't a guy in her degree program Mona hadn't kissed.
acting in a casual or disrespectful manner towards someone/dissing a friend
throwing shade, acting kinda shady