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Chew

AKA an inbred incel rat aka cracks aka ac aka dust. The only thing this guy can finish is a spicy chicken burger meal. Allegeric to Naan, his biggest opp a sloth from ice age. Dont believe a word from a rat like this always sayin he's fixing up but cant even stop bussin nuts. Nose broken by a lift. only thing a chew knows is how to take 2 2 secs too long when getting ready

You seen that Chew Scuttlin behind wimmy

by Rattus August 09, 2023

chew

"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.

Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom March 29, 2018

chew

expletive: of greater importance or truth

:a expression of gratitude or confirmation.

"Ah chew!" "chew that" "not chewing" "CHEW" thanks

by An D. Pandie June 24, 2023

chew

Another word for “head” or “blowjob

friend 1- “i asked this girl last night for a chew”
friend 2- “did she give you it?

by shedeo March 29, 2022

CHEW

refering to another person, calling them slow/dumb/stupid.

I knew youd break the damn thing, now watch out chew, let me see what broke on this mother fucking big ass waste of time.

by FARTINGOUTSHITWITHOUTKNOWING November 02, 2022

Chew

A incredibly beautiful person with a huge dong

Oh my god chew is amazing

by CharlieNorman666 September 26, 2020

chew

Means the same thing as cha. Just a really chill way to say yes or agreed when you come from the Rick the hardest town in Long Island.

Andrew: Yo wanna go skell hunting?
Ricky: Chew mane.

by Rickymane June 28, 2006