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An individual with the work ethic of a warrior in battle. Increases stakeholder value and decreases downtime. Productivity skyrockets and fluctuates time to time. A corporate warrior is defined as a highly valuable asset to a company but highly underpaid in most cases due to many factors but some can make big bucks sticking to it long term or having specific qualifications to begin with.
Get up corporate weapon it’s time to increase stakeholder value
1. (Verb) To systematically ruin a perfectly good workplace over the course of several years. Enacting pointless and counterproductive policies in order to save face and money though they make a shit-ton. The "blood from a stone" mentality. 2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.
"Publix cancelled non-management bonuses and stopped giving overtime among other things. Now greedy upper management reaps all the rewards, talk about pulling a corporate."
Synonym of Penis or cock. Used when referencing sexual encounters where someone get's fucked hard.
Corporate really gave it to me last night. Corporate's really coming down on me. Corporate's really been riding me lately. Corporate is always bending me over. Corporate is really screwing me over. Corporate has been all up my as Corporate really knows how to give it to me. Corporate fucked me over. Corporate screwed me again.
Jan Levinson from The Office
Co-Worker: What is corporate gonna announce in the meeting next week? Me: I dont know, Jan Levinson is pissed I know that
(of a business or group of individuals) legally recognized as an entity with the authority to act as such.
Like other corporate entities, local governments may cut back on capital expenditures.
The one word that's used to describe a company or companies that care more about making money instead of why they exist in the first place. Disney, YouTube, Nintendo, Netflix, and Facebook are examples of that.
"Space Jam 2 is the definition of Corporate" -Just Stop (Braxton), YouTube
A female that is feisty, uptight and hard-working but also friendly.Always after Business deals and involved in anything that has to do with Finance. She makes the best deal in the Organization. Corporate does not like overfamilarity.
Get corporate to do the negotiations.