A fork of Rural Dictionary
People born on this day are superior in pretty much every aspect. George Washington? Steve Irwin? Guess what birthday they had. This isn't your mother's birthday. Unless it is, in which case happy birthday to her. She's probably the baddest bitch at the soccer camp pickup lines.
Holy shit bro, you're incredible!
Thanks bro, kinda comes with the territory of being born on February 22.
Damn straight. Sucks that I was born in March like any old loser...
national slap your teacher day.
February 22 is the day you can slap your teacher silly and get away with it
Usually a girl named Tess’s birthday and OH BOY that girl can be annoying
Oh... it’s her birthday February 22
The day that the cutest people were born
Julia: look at them, they’re cute
Alex: Well yea, they were born february 22nd
rick - “yo, what day is it?”
leanne - “it’s february 22 2007.”
rick - “wow that’s cool asf.”
josh - “i know, anyone born on this day is sexy as fuck and has a big dick.”
that day one of the great Daghestan musicians was born
— Oh, shit, it’s February 22.
— Why is this day important for you?
— I need to listen Daghestan music on this day