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34 + 35 = 69
(30 + 30 = 60)
(4 + 5 = 9)
(60 + 9)
haha. very funny. (nope-)

Person A: What's 34 + 35?-
Person B: *Laughing*
Person C: Ariana Grande song.
Person B: D-Do the math!-
Person A: ...
Person A: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO IMMATURE-

An interstate highway system in the US which runs north and south starting from Laredo, Texas and then goes up and ends at Duluth, Minnesota.

Homeless Jimmy: Yo Samuel my man, wanna move our place to the side of the road of I-35 instead of by this dumpster?

Homeless Samuel: Sounds good mate.

A Roblox SCP game created by MiniToon with the strangest community ever; also is known as S35

"Bro, have you played Site-35?"
"Oh. That game, it's something."

Prison term: Reduced sentence for snitching on someone.

"You have one week to get us your paperwork so we can make sure you're not a chomo or have no rule 35's. If you don't provide this in a week, we'll kill you."

The day when you get bitches

Yeah I'll fuck you february 35

Refers to Rule 35 of Federal Sentencing guidelines, specifically paragraph B, "Reducing a Sentence for Substantial Assistance," which makes provision for reduction of sentence to those who aid the police, that is, snitches.

"Niggas they hit the pen, they get charged, they get out/on a rule 35..." -Scarface

When your odd tits hang like hands of a clock pointing to 7:35

Limp empty lifeless but nonetheless good at telling the time twice a day

She has really droopy tits like 7:35 droopy ... seriously saggy