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Probably one of the most misinterpreted mainstream body fragrances that any shit head consumer could waste their money on.
No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.

13 year old boy at a local Wal-Mart: Momma, momma! Buy me some Axe! It'll make me smell so good! All of the girlies at middle school are going to want to pounce on me!
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.

- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -

Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.

such an amazing and caring person, they’re honestly incredible - they’ll be there for you when you need them and will cheer you up with no struggle . if you meet an axe, keep them forever, theyre one of the most wonderful people you’ll ever meet 🤬🤬. they’re very precious and funny and amazing, never lose them .

person 1: woah, is that axe ? he always has a goldfish with him
person 2: yeah, i think hes mowing the lawn.
person 1: woah.

a wicked mad smelling man perfume that in small amounts makes girls melt but in large amounts makes them die a thousand horrible deaths

man you WREAk like axe.

or

omfg he smells like axe. its making me hottttt

axe is a smelly thing that alotta guys buy that they think smells goosd that actually smells alot like crap.

He had that axe spray it smells like shyt!

-A tool used for cutting wood. Usually felling trees
-An electric guitar
-Walmart for ask.

-Check out my new axe.
-Lets play our new axes!
-May I axe you a question?

To ask someone a question, in past tence.

I axed Pedro a question, and all I gots was some "shh's".

a body spray/deodorant for douches.

girl1; "Have you smelt Zack? He smells so good! I love axe!"
girl2; "He smells like a jackass."